Tuesday, May 17, 2011

10 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes

1. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

2. "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

3. "You can’t process me with a normal brain."

4. "Can't is the cancer of happening."

5. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

6. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

7. "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

8. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."

9. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

10. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."


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Monday, May 2, 2011

Grumpy Bridesmaid Not Amused by Royal Kiss

LONDON (AFP) – The crowds outside Buckingham Palace were all begging for Prince William and Kate Middleton to kiss -- but one young bridesmaid's expression showed just what she thought of the whole business.

Three-year-old Grace van Cutsem, the new Duke of Cambridge's goddaughter, covered her ears, leaned on the ledge and stared balefully at the crowd as the royal couple locked lips behind her.

Kate tried to comfort the little girl, whose comedy moment apparently came after she became overwhelmed by the noise of the event as some 500,000 people massed in The Mall outside the palace.

Grace and the other five children who made up Middleton's troupe of bridesmaids and pageboys had otherwise behaved impeccably throughout the wedding service in London's Westminster Abbey.

The only other hiccup was when Eliza Lopes, the three-year-old granddaughter of William's stepmother Camilla, repeatedly fiddled with her floral headdress apparently fearing it would slip off.

"Their quality was superb. Everything was perfection," said one of the well-wishers below, Doris Narty, 74, from Ghana.


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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Alabama Senate Seek to Kick Racist Language from Constitution

Birmingham, Ala (Reuters) – The Alabama Senate approved a measure on Wednesday that would eliminate references to "Jim Crow" or segregationist laws as well as all mentions of race from the state constitution.

The legislation passed in a 22-9 vote, with all Republicans voting in favor after an all-night session, said Republican Senator Jabo Waggoner.

The proposed amendment would eliminate language that calls for separate schools for black and white students and poll taxes, the latter generally viewed as instituted to keep black residents from voting.

"Even though federal laws nullify these old wordings, it remains a black eye on the state," said Cam Ward, another Republican senator.

Some lawmakers have tried for years to rewrite the entire state constitution, which they criticize as outdated and cumbersome.

Written in 1901, the document has 827 amendments and 340,000 words, making it 40 times longer than the U.S. Constitution.

The proposed amendment will now move to the House of Representatives for consideration. If signed by the governor, it must go to voters for approval.

A similar bill passed by the Legislature in 2004 was defeated in a statewide vote.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Weight Loss Improves Memory?

John Gunstad, an associate professor in Kent State University's Department of Psychology, and a team of researchers have discovered a link between weight loss and improved memory and concentration. The study shows that bariatric surgery patients exhibited improved memory function 12 weeks after their operations.

"The initial idea came from our clinical work," Gunstad said. "I was working at Brown Medical School in Rhode Island at the time and had the chance to work with a large number of people who were looking to lose weight through either behavioral means or weight loss surgery."

Gunstad said he kept noticing that these patients would make similar mistakes. "As a neuropsychologist who is focused on how the brain functions, I look for these little mental errors all the time," Gunstad explained.

The researchers discovered that bariatric surgery patients demonstrated improved memory and concentration 12 weeks after surgery, improving from the slightly impaired range to the normal range.

"The primary motivation for looking at surgery patients is that we know they lose a lot of weight in a short amount of time, so it was a good group to study," Gunstad said. "This is the first evidence to show that by going through this surgery, individuals might improve their memory, concentration and problem solving."

Gunstad thinks the study is reason for optimism. "One of the things about obesity, relative to other medical conditions, is that something can be done to fix it," Gunstad said. "Our thought was, if some of these effects are reversible, then we're really on to something -- that it might be an opportunity for individuals who have memory or concentration problems to make those things better in a short amount of time. And that's what we found."

Gunstad wasn't surprised by the study's findings. "A lot of the factors that come with obesity -- things such as high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes and sleep apnea -- that might damage the brain are somewhat reversible," Gunstad said. "As those problems go away, memory function gets better."

Sunday, April 3, 2011

10 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

1. Life is not fair.

2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much
as your school does.

3. You won't make $200,000 a year right out of high school, and you won't be a vice president.

4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. When you screw up, he's not going to ask you how you feel about it.

5. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are
now.

6. Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life
hasn't.

7. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all
could.

8. Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.

9. You are not immortal.

10. How wonderful it was to be a kid.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Porn Sites Trick Advertisers

Dozens of big-name marketers and Internet companies have fallen victim to a scam orchestrated by a series of pornography sites.

In a new type of online-advertising fraud, these porn sites are trying to generate revenue by setting up junk pages and faking Web traffic. The porn sites include names such as hqtubevideos.com and pornoxo.com. It's unclear who owns the sites or how many visitors they have.

When a user visits one of these porn sites, the Web page launches dozens of pages that are hidden from the computer user. These hidden sites are filled with paid links to legitimate websites. Unbeknownst to the user, software built into the porn sites forces the user's computer to click on these links, sometimes hundreds of times, sending a flood of computer-generated traffic to legitimate websites.

No person is actually seeing or clicking on the ads, yet the operator of the scam collects commissions for directing traffic to sites like Web portal Lycos, video sites Mevio and Current TV, and others. And big advertisers, including Verizon Communications Inc. and TD Ameritrade Inc., are paying for ads that were never displayed to users. The websites say they weren't aware they were collecting money for ads that weren't shown.

"The criminal enterprise is very sophisticated," said Matthew Scott, an executive at AdSafe Media Ltd., a digital-ad protection company that says it discovered the scam, which ensnared some of its clients. "There has been explosive growth in the online advertising space, and at the same time, fraud and scams are evolving."

AdSafe said it has notified the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Google Inc. said its systems blocked the scam and it has contacted authorities to share the details of its investigation.

An FBI spokesman said the bureau doesn't comment on specific investigations but "is generally aware of these types of scams and is actively investigating a wide range of fraudulent cyber crime."

Several websites targeted by the scam said there weren't aware of the fraud until being contacted by the Journal.

"We have a 100% zero tolerance policy for that," said Ron Bloom, co-founder and chairman of Mevio.com. Current TV, which operates a cable TV channel, said it has filters in place to block traffic to its website from porn sites, and the traffic it received wasn't authorized. Lycos, whose yellowpages.lycos.com site received traffic from the porn sites, said it was investigating the matter.

Marketers and the companies involved in delivering the online ads said they take measures to combat such fraud.

"We are aware of these scams and aggressively fighting such advertising fraud with robust monitoring systems and investigative procedures," a Verizon spokesman said. "When we discover a scam we take immediate action."

Fraud has plagued the online-advertising business nearly since its beginning. Marketers constantly are on the watch for so-called click fraud. And this isn't the first time hoax websites have been a problem. But the problem has evolved to a new level of complexity.

"Occasionally a bad actor will circumvent even the best systems," said Google spokesman Rob Shilkin.

While it is hard to determine the actual scope of this fraud, advertising companies and websites say that such scams represent a small portion of their traffic.

AdSafe, the online-ad security firm, said its preliminary research found more than one thousand websites with possible links to the scam. In some instances it found more than 5,000 "invisible ads" being shown to an individual consumer after one visit to a porn site. AdSafe said the scheme likely has been running for at least several months.

Other experts said it is hard to measure the impact of online-ad fraud because it occurs in small scales across a broad network of websites. "It is death by a thousand paper cuts," said Ben Edelman, an assistant professor at Harvard Business School who studies Internet advertising and says that he comes across an average of 50 such scams a month.

A Journal analysis of the computer code transmitted during visits to one of the porn sites, hqtubevideos.com/play.html, revealed the site opens dozens of invisible pages—invisible to the user—with innocuous-sounding names such as relaxhealth.com and baldnesshealth.com.

Those sites are filled with paid links and have minimal content. In some cases they are hidden in tiny windows on the porn site that are no bigger than a single screen pixel. But they appear as normal pages in communications with other websites.

"We want to make sure we get the maximum value for our advertising dollars, and we always seek to stay ahead of the latest technique for abuse," said Robert Haverback, vice president of advertising at TD Ameritrade. "We and other advertisers need to stay on top of this." AT&T declined to comment.

Online-ad fraud prevention firm Double Verify says about 31% of the $100 million of online ad spending that it monitors each month is wasted for instances ranging from fraud to ads that are targeted to the wrong location.

"These guys pop up like mushrooms, they change their names and location and sites and come up with a new fraud and a new site with a different name," says Oren Netzer, chief executive of Double Verify. "It is a cycle where we always have to chase them down."

[Via Wall Street Journal]


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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Albert Einstein's School Grades

The education council of the Canton Aargau certifies Albert Einstein final secondary-school examinations at 3rd of Oct., 1896 as follows:

German language and literature - 5  
French - 3
Italian - 5
History - 6
Geography - 4
Algebra - 6
Geometry - 6
Descriptive geometry - 6
Physics - 6
Chemistry - 5
Natural history - 5
Artistic drawing - 4
Technical drawing - 4

(6 - best grade, 1 - poorest)

[Via scienceblogs.de]