10 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

1. Life is not fair.

2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much
as your school does.

3. You won't make $200,000 a year right out of high school, and you won't be a vice president.

4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. When you screw up, he's not going to ask you how you feel about it.

5. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are
now.

6. Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life
hasn't.

7. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all
could.

8. Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.

9. You are not immortal.

10. How wonderful it was to be a kid.